sung to 'maria' from West Side Story

lasagne
i just bought a plate of lasagne
i'm going to eat it all
3 pounds of it is all for me..

lasagne
i'm so lucky to have lasagne!
it's filled with meat and cheese
a zillion tasty calorieeeees

lasagne
eat it now while it's right there steaming
in an hour I'm comatose and dreaming
lasagne
i'll never stop eating .. lasagne